Guy's Dad Sends Him Hilarious Dad Jokes Every Saturday, and I Want This Guy to Be My Dad Now

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Feb 26, 2017 5:00 PM EST
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    Text - . o O2-UK 4G O 63% 19:41 < D Dad TUUdy TI.40 Doctor doctor i swallowed a bone. Are you choking. No i really did. Ho ho ho. It's not a Saturday Dad what fresh chaos is this! Text Message Yeah I'm R TYU |OP QWE ASD F GH J KL ZXCV B NM 123 return space
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    Text - . o O2-UK 4G O 34% 20:39 < i Dad *rolls eyes Today 20:37 Doctor. I feel like a carrot. Dont get yourself in a stew. Ho ho ho Text Message > Ok Thanks Talk later R TYU |OP QWE ASD F GH J KL ZXCV B NM 123 return space
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    Text - . o O2-UK 4G O 62% 19:48 < Dad Doctor doctor i think im a dog. How long have you felt like this. Ever since i was a puppy. Ho ho ho. *rolls eyes* > Text Message I'm Yeah R TYU |OP QWE ASD FGH J KL ZXCV B NM 123 return space
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    Text - 11:32 O 83% .ooo O2-UK 4G D i Dad Still cant use phone. Today 09:42 What do you call ai sleeping bull. A bulldozer. Ho ho ho. Text Message > QWE RTYUIOP ASD F G H JK L ZXCV B NM return 123 space
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    Text - O 94% oo00 02-UK 10:03 i Dad What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks Dad. Just don't.... Dinomite. Ho ho ho. Text Message > Ok Thanks Talk later R TYU |OP QWE AS D F GHJKL ZXCV BNM 123 return space
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    Text - <Safari o00 21:30 69% Dad Today 21:27 Why dont penguins fly. It's not a Saturday what are you doing? Cos they are too short to be pilots. That's the worst one yet. Couldnt wait I know I said the worst was the jellycopter, but you've out down yourself. Text Message >
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    Text - o000 02-UK O 94% 10:03 i Dad What do u call a chicken in a shell suit. Don't know........ An egg. Ho ho ho. Shocking. Wednesday 14:05 Well dont i feel old. My youngest is 29. Happy birthday. See u later. Wednesday 15:38 Haha you are old. See you later. Todav 10:01 Text Message >
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    Text - oO2-UK 17% L 22:06 < Dad Today 21:49 So i said to the gym instructor. Can you teach me to do the splits. How flexible r u. I said i cant make tuesdays. Ho ho ho. Text Message > I'm So R TYU |OP QWE ASD F GH J KL ZXCV B NM 123 return space
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    Text - O 100% o O2-UK 09:45 Dad Whats pink, wobbly and flies. A jellycopter. Ho ho ho. That's the worst one yet. Text Message I'm We QWER T Y UI OP ASD FGH JKL ZXCV BNM 123 return space
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    Text - O 20% ooo O2-UK 22:31 < D Dad tonSilS. iying tu get uiT appt. Today 22:24 Who is santas favourite singer. Elf is presley. Ho ho ho. Text Message > Oh I'm RT YU| O P QWE AS D F GHJKL V BN M ZXC return 123 space
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    Text - oo 02-UK O 46% 09:56 < (i Dad Today 09:55 What goes dot dot dot croak. We don't know Dad..... A morse toad. Ho ho ho. Text Message > Ok Thanks Talk later R TYU |OP QWE ASD F GH JKL ZXCV BNM return 123 space
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    Text - 10:23 .ooo O2-UK 4G 100% < D i Dad yet. Today 09:49 Why does santa have 3 gardens. So he can hoe hoe hoe. Text Message > OP QW E R T Y U ASD F G H J K L V BN M ZXC 123 return space
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    Text - oo00 O2-UK 17%L 11:00 < D Dad Today 09:55 What do you call a judge with no thumbs. Justice fingers. Ho ho ho. Text Message > Grazie mille Grazie OK RT YUT QWE OP ASD F G H J KL ZXC V B NM 123 return space
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